That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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