Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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