dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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