I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
one two three fourrrrnication!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Randomize
