I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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