Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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