So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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