Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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