508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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