apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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