Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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