Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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