You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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