i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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