Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm at about main and main street
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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