I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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