You just made me feel so damn special
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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