I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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