why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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