Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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