I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
