Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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