so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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