Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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