she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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