Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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