Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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