I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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