You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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