I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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