David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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