i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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