I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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