Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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