Small penises have feelings too.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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