Whod you bang
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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