I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
