We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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