3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think people are normalizing furries
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