Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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