So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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