Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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