I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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