just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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