I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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