was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think your dad took our porno
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How does one acquire holy water?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Congratulations! We have a period
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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