at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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