I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
