im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i need some magic done to my vagina
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
