Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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