he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Randomize
