Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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