So drunk, too bad you don't want this
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
